Today one of my hiking friends (let’s call her Andrea, because that is her name) said,”You won’t believe this, but I once signed up for a nighttime hike and right after dark, a big turkey fell right on me!”

Me: “Was this event on your wedding night? Isn’t that how you got pregnant years ago?”

Andrea: “I’m not kidding! It was so scary! A big turkey fell right on me! He had that long skinny wrinkly neck and a tiny head!”

Me: “Uh-huh. Didn’t your mom have that talk with you and tell you what to expect the first time? Nobody ever said it was going to be pretty. Did you try some alcohol first? A nice Mimosa might have helped. I don’t think your “turkey” of an ex-husband would be happy about your description either.”

Andrea: ” I’m serious! It was unbelievable!”

Me: “Well, you are right about that. I’m not believing it.”

 

 

 

 

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